-Ted, this moment already is gone. The whole Minnesota Tidal Wave thing happened five years ago. It's just a memory. And the rest of this never happened. Right now, Marshall and Lily are upstairs,trying to get Marvin to go back to sleep. Robin and I are trying to decide on a caterer. And you've been sitting here all night, staring at a single ticket to "Robots vs. Wrestlers" because the rest of us couldn't come out. Look around, Ted. You're all alone.

•Kids, it's been almost 20 years since that cold April night in 2013, and I can safely tell you, if I could go back in time and relive that night, there's no way in hell I'd go to "Robots vs. Wrestlers". No, I'd go home. I'd go to my old apartment, see all my old furniture, my old stuff. I'd see my old drafting table, where I sketched out my first building. I'd sit on that old couch and smell the Indian food cooking three stories below. I'd go to Lily and Marshall's place,be back in that old living room where so many things happened. I'd see the baby. I don't know if you can picture me holding your six-foot-seven cousin Marvin over my head, but back then I could. I'd go have a drink with Barney and Robin, watch them fight about their caterer or whatever it was they were fighting about that night. But none of those things is the thing I'd do first.You know the thing I'd do first?


•Hi. I'm Ted Mosby. And exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and we're gonna fall in love, and we're gonna get married, and...we're gonna have two kids. And we're gonna love them and each other so much. All that is 45 days away. But I'm here now, I guess, because...I want those extra 45 days. With you. I want each one of them. Look, and if I can't have them, I'll take the 45 seconds
before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because...I love you.I'm always gonna love you, till the end of my days and beyond. You'll see.


-Can I help you?
•Oh, hey, it's, uh, Louis, right?It's okay, it's fine, um...I'm in love with your girlfriend, and, uh, we're gonna get married.
-What?
•Yeah.