So Bad, It's Good? -- The "ANACONDA" Movies Reviewed!
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 Published On Mar 31, 2017

Episode #202: Anaconda Series
To commemorate its 20th anniversary, Jon reviews the first four entries in the surprisingly virile "Anaconda" franchise - which all focus on dumb adventures being eaten alive by giant CGI snakes; the titular entry from 1997 starring Jennifer Lopez and Jon Voight; its equally trite sequel, "Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid" featuring Matthew Marsden; the SyFy TV-movie follow-up, "Anaconda 3: Offspring" starring Crystal Allen and David Hasselhoff; and the final standalone film in the series, "Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood".

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Tonight's Films:
• Anaconda (1997) - A must-see cluster of campy characters and fun action, 5/10.
• Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004) - Mindless, dumb, forgettable fun, 4/10.
• Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008) - Hackneyed experience with enough stupid moments to be tolerable, 2/10.
• Anaconda 4: Trail Of Blood (2009) - A boring, poorly-made slog that's irredeemably flat, 1/10.

Review Next Episode's Films:
• Lake Placid (1999)
• Lake Placid 2 (2007)
• Lake Placid 3 (2010)
• Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012)
• Lake Placid Vs. Anaconda (2015)

~~ Movie Night ~~
From inside Hollywood's Chinese Theater, film critic Jonathan Paula shares in-depth and spoiler-free movie reviews on everything from new releases to classics from years past. Presented with a polished style, each episode contains three or more reviews centered around a specific theme - with each movie rated on a 1-10 scale. New episodes twice a month, with single-review uploads and trailer reactions also available on the "MovieNight" channel.

Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber, creator of "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?", and founder of Jogwheel Productions - a new media production company. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.

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