Blacksmith educates Geralt about ploughing.

Never seen a lady mount anythin' but a coc* proper.

Mhm. Some werebbubs.

When cd projekt red spoiled the game for us at the start

Geralt is a bit homophobic

And thick-skulled quartermasters? They got a place?

Geralt can actually laugh?

Best interactions in all of The Witcher games

Roach really wants to be in the cutscene

Yeah, Improvise.

Witchers are emotionless.

Most badass moment in gaming history.

Too bad. Let's dance!

This is what a perfect game looks like

Why?

Not likely.

Geralt is so done with everyone. for 1 minute straight

Something hunts the old mill again.

An edifying tale... thanks.

Geralt the Rizzler | The Witcher 1

Witcher 1 Geralt was a menace

He's so drunk, he's gonna get hit by a parked car

Ain't diamonds supposed to be the hardest thing around?

Oh, I didn't know I was talking to a lady

Put the women to work

So you play or not?

Boots.

Just remember - we’d rather not draw any attention.

The Witcher Ambience and music for studying / relaxing / sleep

If I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.