The Hopes of the Irish Nation: BBC TWO junction, 3rd January 1991

An Amphibious Advert

Frenzied Mass of Claw and Sinew: Channel 4 (Grampian) adverts, 26 September 1989

"Three Kentucky Fried Chicken." Channel 4 (Grampian) adverts, 26th September 1989

A Surrealist Advert

Winds You Up Beyond Endurance: Channel Four adverts, June 1994

Also Available in Paste: Channel 4 adverts, 1994

En reklam

"Comb." Channel Four adverts, June 1994

A Simple Towel-Holder: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 22nd March 1984

A Curly Advert

Other People's Noses: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 22nd March 1984

Secrets and Subtleties: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 22nd March 1984

Other Adverts Are Available

Body and Coat and Condition: ITV (Carlton) adverts, Wednesday 19th May 1993

Nothing Funny About A Horse: BBC1 junction, 2nd January 1991 (Not real)

A Hostile Takeovert

It Waltzes Through Blending: Channel Four (Thames) adverts, 20th April1983

Cheer Up Chicken: Channel Four (Thames) adverts, 20th April 1983

A Secure Advert

A Shade More Daring: Channel Four (Thames) adverts, 20th April 1983

And This Is the Taxman: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 28th September 1988

A Confused Advert

A Scheme Called Equity Release: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 28th September 1988

One of the Bathroom's Big Heroes: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 28th September 1988

A Coffee-Coloured Advert

A Chip is Just a Chip: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 28th September 1988

How Can You Ever Thank Me? ITV (Grampian) adverts, 28th September 1988

I'm Advert, fly me

Funny little machines in the wall: ITV (Grampian) adverts, 28th September 1988