Metric System

Some Minor Set-Backs

The Running Dream

The Catheter Bit

Cats at the Zoo

Tech Issue Ten Seconds into My Set

That's What Xi Said!

Kiddles!

Valentine's Day, 2022

football stuff

Standupping at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas

Resolutions for Others—short version

New Years Resolutions (for Other People)

The Big G

Tacos

Statue Problems

Jokes I'm Not Doing

Freedom of Expression / Cyber War

Closing

Backstory of My Back Story

180º / Dr Katvorkian

Surefire Way to End the War in the Middle East

Opening

Carbs and Carbon

Problem Thinker

The Chimichanga

Good Citizen / Bad Citizen

Why it's Called a Sitar

Pandas

The National Zoo