Hairspray (2007)


Big, Blonde, and Beautiful alternate version


Those lips, those eyes, that hair
Oh baby never have I met a man so debonair
Wilbur can't you feel the burn and flame of our desire?
You're gonna need more that some seltzer to put out this fire!
I'm moaning
Look out, ol' baltimore!
I'm selling something you can't purchase at a ten cent store
I'll treat you like a king, we could really have a ball
I bet you're tired of heavy lifting, get your hands on something small!

I'm blonde and beautiful
It's time to face the facts it's irrefutable
Why waste one more minute, I feel brand spankin' new
Hey Wilbur, take a look it's all for you