Every Plate Description
Awards season is here, and we’re feeling like recent years’ declining ratings could be helped with a little input from...us. Picture this: Brad Pitt saunters up to the mic and flashes that classic confident smile. He opens the envelope and—yeah, he called it. “The award for Best Protein in a Lead Role goes to… Crispy Ranch Pork Chops! Truly astonishing depth of flavor in this performance.” Meryl Streep, wearing a timeless golden gown, announces next: “And the winner of Best Supporting Veggies is...it’s a TIE! Roasted Broccoli and Crispy Potato Wedges, come up here and claim your little gold men!” Once Zesty Dipping Sauce is praised by The Rock, American dinnertime cinema will be changed forever. Luckily, these award-winning components are coming soon to a plate near you!!