Yesterday, I reached out to the Biebs, who propositioned Cruise to fight in the Octagon for no reason whatsoever. I slept on it, and when I woke up, I decided to accept his challenge in Cruise's place. Since tweeting a response, I've heard nothing back from the Biebs. Crickets. Help me blow this video up so Biebs and Cruise (God Willing) has no choice but to acknowledge my presence. We can do this together! And it will be a thing of beauty that we can all look back on one day and marvel over.

Couldn't have done this without the help of Cheryl aka JORDAN BIELSKY, LILLY LAWRENCE, AND ANGELICA LAWRENCE.