(3/23/22) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW OFFICIAL THAT I HAVE FOUND MY FAVORITE DRYER EVER!!!!!! This dries CRAZY CRAZY magic, your hands are basically dry to the touch after only 10 seconds. I think this replaced an Xlerappy, and it would deserve it if that was the case. Not only is this 9 kilojoules of energy (as that’s what the KJ in 9kJ stands for), but it is definitely 9 KILOJOULES OF EPICCQQE!!!!!!