Somebody please throw Anna a bone here.

The ways in which Elsa is cool but Anna is not:
Dresses like a figure skater at all times in outfits that manifest from thin air like a magical girl sequence, while lighting up and sparkling -   / jennynicholson  
Platinum blonde hair -   / jennyenicholson  
Magical ice powers -   / progamerjenny  
Power ballads -   / spider_jewel  
Rides around on a magical horse made of water and ice -   / spiderjewel  
Their mother deigned to visit only Elsa from her culture's afterlife to deliver a life-affirming power ballad duet about how special she is -   / jennynicholsonvids