Welcome to the Monday Monologue where I bring you fake news & real sarcasm. This late night talk show comedy monologue (in the style of the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon or Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live) is where I take a look at news and current events and make fun of them. Let's go!

On this ALL POLITICS episode of the Monday Monologue I take a quick dive into CPAC, the South Carolina Primary, Biden's attack dog, and Trump's visit to the border. It's a regular Trump, Bide, Nikki Haley three way! Thank you for supporting independent comedy and original content!

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0:00-0:04 Intro
0:05-0:22 CPAC
0:23-0:37 Biden Fundraising
0:37-0:54 Biden's Dog
0:55-1:12 South Carolina Primary
1:13-1:29 Haley Loses Home State
1:30-1:50 Haley To Stay In Race
1:50-2:04 Trump Visits Border
2:05-2:19 Trump Receives Award
2:20-2:33 Closing Remarks