Welcome to #UCSF School of Medicine, admits! Here is our medical school parody of Good 4 U, Positions, and I Like It! We hope you see just how much fun and excitement is here at UCSF. Med students know how to get down!

Lyrics:
Good 4 U:
Good for you, I heard you got into a top 5
San Francisco has the doctors with that med drive
Remember when you said that you wanted to go change the world?

Good for you, I guess you’re done with all the interviews
We’re hoping that you’ll commit here at ASW
So you can be a better doc at your brand new school!

Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy
Trust me, wellness is important here too
Good for you, you’ll do the greatest things in med school, yeah you
God, we’re hoping that you’ll come through

You lost your mind when you applied
Trying on the phone to make it through Zoom
Now you’re so accepted, our brilliant admits
Commit, good for you!

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy
Trust me, wellness is important up here
Good for you, you’ll do the greatest things in med school, yeah you!
Like a damn doctor you’ll be!

You lost your mind when you applied
Trying on the phone to make it through Zoom
Now you’re so accepted, our brilliant admits
Commit, good for you!

Positions:
AMCAS sent you to me
I’m just hoping you come here, get your MD
Cuz’ damn we’re tryna OEQ up on a Sunday
Not sleep through lectures on a Monday
Auscultation and reading X-rays
Cuz’ we’ll be

Making a physician out of you
Pataguccis when we knock on SP rooms
NIH olympics, number 1 in funds, what’s new?
For your patient’s care, there’s nothing you wouldn’t do
Nothing you won’t do, physicians out of you

Pass/fail, pass/fail, we be matching top 3 (we be matching top 3)
Always learning from the greatest, Maddie’s got anatomy (Anki!)
So yeah we’re gonna finish QI on CMC days
Learn PTP sheets on the weekdays
Treating patients ‘round the whole Bay
Cuz’ we’ll be

Making a physician out of you
Pataguccis when we knock on SP rooms
NIH olympics, number 1 in funds, what’s new?
For your patient’s care, there’s nothing you wouldn’t do
Nothing you won’t do, physicians out of you

Flexing in them Figs when we come to the rescue
Clinicians incoming, yeah we jumping through them hoops
For your patient’s care, there’s nothing you wouldn’t do
Nothing you won’t do, physicians out of you

I Like It:
Now I like patients, I like passion
I like spirit, I like shining
I like million dollar schools
Where’s my pen? You signing
I like those Balenciagas
The ones that look like Crocs
I like going to Parnassus
I put PEARLS all in my sauce
I like gift bags from my lit reps when I want a second look
I like proving haters wrong, I’m the med engine that could, hey!

They call us UCSF,
you see yourself,
Future MS, best at Sunset
Mission Bay or OG Parny
If you’re down, we’ll send the addy!

Pop out the scope, check out our crew
Anatomy lab on the roof
Flexing our clinical skills on the wards
REGN, OB,
HemeOnc and Cards

Told other schools “Sorry though!”
I only get the best you know
Yeah, you can stay forever yo!
I run this like Kanbar oh damn!

Warriors, Giants, that’s our game
I said I like it like that
Certified, hall of fame
I said I like it like that
Drop the top and bring your brains
I said I like it like that
Oh you so clever, what’s your name?
I said I like it like that

Calling all the learners
I said I like it like that (cha-ching!)
Innovative researchers
I said I like it like that
Giving back, run free clinics
I said I like it like that
Coast to coast, we stay winning
I said I like it like that (sheesh!)

Diamond docs in Golden Gate
I said I like it like that
Oakland to the Lower Haight
I said I like it like that
Yeah, you can stay forever, aye!
I said I like it like that
Oh you so ready, sign your name!
I said I like it like that

Calling all the learners
I said I like it like that (cha-ching!)
Innovative researchers
I said I like it like that
Giving back, run free clinics
I said I like it like that
Coast to coast, we stay winning
I said I like it like that (sheesh!)

(You can stay forever, aye!)
I said I like it like that
(You can stay forever, aye!)
I said I like it like that
(You can stay forever, aye!)
I said I like it like that