Comedy Central's "Laugh Riot" Grand Prize Winner and Dry Bar Comedy favorite Robert Mac (from robertmac.com) is going back ... in Robert Mac: Mac to School!

This is a light re-edit of "Mac To School," which is here    • Robert Mac "Mac to School" Full Special   if you want to watch it or read the original comments.

These are the sections of "Mac to School" (Principal's Cut).

Opening 00:00-03:02
This is how the show opens, so we’re calling it the opening. It’s really a nice trip down memory lane (now closed because of brain fog). Remember wearing masks all the time? Well, don’t throw them out quite yet.

Freedom of Expression / Cyber War 03:02-10:13
In this section, I tell the story of one of my favorite jokes (“The Metric System,” which you can see in its entirety in “Back to Lake Titicaca”    • Back To Lake Titicaca Robert Mac - Fu...  ). Someone, probably a crybaby, got offended by it and I was cancelled. Also, to the other crybaby who cried about seeing part of The Metric System again: I had to repeat the joke to explain why I was cancelled. Yeesh! Here’s a tissue.

Tacos 10:13-12:45
I had lunch with a friend before performing at a fancy conference and it reminded me of the tacos I grew up with, which is why I love burritos.

Levels of Fancy 12:45-20:23
I performed at a fancy conference in a fancy resort because I’m so fancy. What—you’re probably wondering—are the levels of fancy? I will briefly explain them here after I don my white gloves and monocle.

Jokes I’m Not Doing 20:23-21:47
These jokes are, sadly, jokes I will NOT be doing, and I go through all of them. There is one, though, I do later on. You’ll have to watch to figure out which one it is.

Backstory of my Back Story 21:47-27:54
Yes, this is a true story of a spinal infection that landed me in the emergency room, and this is just part one of my journey through the American healthcare system. I can’t tell you how I was infected, but in the medical terminology they used to explain it to me: we dunno.

180 / Dr Katvorkian 27:54-32:46
In this section, I practice doing a 180-degree turn, both physically and metaphorically. This is the tragic and (here’s the 180!) funny story of having to put our old sick cat down.

The Big G 32:46-37:17
We are surrounded by an invisible force that we all love, which I call the Big G. Others call it gluten. I also veer into material about infrastructure and noise-cancelling headphones, for some reason.

Statue Problems 37:17-43:30
Statues last a lot longer than they should, which is why I think we need to update them on a more regular basis. Our heroes change so our statues should, too.

Closing 43:30-46:15
This is what I close with, hence the name: closing. Of all the sections, it probably has the highest joke-per-content rate. Enjoy, and feel free to share it with your friends.

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