Jimmy's guest is comedienne Joan Rivers. Joan talks about her recently deceased dog, whose ashes she brings with her. She also discusses the use of the phrase "passed" instead of "died" when referring to someone who has died. Rivers also discusses her sex life and her desire to find a partner, but expresses reservations about using online dating services. The conversation also touches on fashion criticism and Melissa Rivers' suggestions that Joan should look younger by getting piercings.

Aired February 28, 2012.