Carol Brown
Flight Of The Conchords
Series Two - Episode Five - Unnatural Love

Loretta, broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan, broke it off over the phone
After the tone, she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity, saw there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran, ran, who turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But i'm hoping that you'll stick around

He doesnt cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
Oooh, we can eat cereal
You'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last
Shut up girlfriends from the past
He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing
Woahowoh
Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir
And got them to sing?

Who who, Mmmm Shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
Brittany, Brittany hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world
(He means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules
(This guy is a fool)
He'll always be a boy, hes a man that never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up

Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
Mmmm
Would you like a little cereal?
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But im hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around
Stick around
Do Do Do Do Do Do
Stick around
Do Do Do Do Do Do
Stick around