Siri, write this down immediately. "A movie where robots are performing reverse-Turing tests on humans to see if we're smart enough to be considered sentient." Yeah yeah email it straight to Spielberg, subject line, "Hi I live miserably alone with my cat and I'm going to make you millions of dollars. Could I have half a mil in advance pls for bus fare and stuff."

New book of depressing poems: https://tinyurl.com/27fdfh63 (you may need to change your region)

My other stuff:
Books what I wrote yo ► https://www.amazon.com/Exurb1a/e/B06X...
For sending personalised insults ►   / exurb1a  
T-shirts, mugs, and sadness ► https://teespring.com/stores/exurb1a
I also make horrendous music ►   / exurbia-1  
Help me to do this full-time if you're deranged enough (and thank you kindly) ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h

And thank you as always for watching :)