00:17 “My old man, he didn't help either. The time I was kidnapped, they sent back a piece of my finger. He said he wanted more proof.”
00:41 “And my old man, he didn't like my looks, either. He carried around a picture of the kid who came with the wallet.”
01:25 “When I was a kid, I was ugly too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo. He said, ‘If they want you, they'll come and get you.’”

Subscribe to channel: http://bit.ly/2sr65Yu

Twitter:   / rodneynorespect  
Facebook:   / rodneydangerfield  
Instagram:   / rodneynorespect