00:07 “My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
00:25 “When I was a kid, I knew I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor, he smacked my mother.”
00:46 “I mean, are you kidding? My mother had morning sickness after I was born.”

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