There's No Bathroom
Starring "Weird Al" Yankovic & Skylar Astin
Written by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger, and Dan Gregor

Bernie:
THERE’S NO BATHROOM
THERE’S NO BATHROOM
IF SHE NEEDS TO USE THE BATHROOM
TELL HER THAT THERE IS NO BATHROOM
PLEASE DON’T PEE IN MY BALLOON
THIS MAY BE A BIT MORE BUMPY
THAN A PLANE RIDE OR A TAXI
BUT I PROMISE IT IS WORTH IT
AND YOUR LADY, SHE WILL SWOON!

Greg:
Ah, alright. Got it.

Bernie:
PLEASE DON’T POOP IN MY BALLOON!