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It all started with a cheeseburger. 🍔 Dinner and a movie… classic combo! What could go wrong?

Well, “dinner” turned out to be a Fudd 66 Green Chile Cheeseburger, cut down the middle (so was the check). And the movie? Well, that was a not-so-subtle invitation to “watch an awesome documentary about Peruvian jungle sloths” back at the dude’s apartment, which he shared with three roommates. No 🙅 thanks!

But from this colossal bummer of a night came an idea—a bold, innovative way to make dating feel a little bit less like hell.

Dating insurance offers peace of mind against terrible dates that leave your mind in pieces. Even better—coverage is available nationwide, including high-risk areas like New York and Los Angeles. Take advantage of benefits, including full coverage for all “named perils,” such as Rebound Syndrome, “didn’t have anything better to do so why not,” post-11pm meet-ups, and “u up?” texts.

Does your wallet need protection against your heart? We thought so.