00:02 “I can't lose any weight. I tried jogging, I keep running into restaurants.”
00:35 “Are you kidding. I was so fat when I got my shoes shined I had to take the guy's word for it.”
00:57 “Doctors say all kinds of exercise is great. You burn up energy, you lose calories. In fact, doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”

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