It's so annoying to tech scammers when they lie and say your computer is broken and then you confirm that it is indeed broken. Too bad I was too dumb to fix it. Now my computer will have a Trojan Giraffe forever. Call the Williams non-brothers at 1-844-550-1951.

Dedicated to my mom who was called by a tech scammer a couple days ago. Love you, Mom! Hope you enjoyed listening to me make up computer crap.