Nicolas Cage's movie Con Air will give you back what Steven Seagal stole from you. Your innocence, your happiness, and all that other stuff people like. Nicolas is Steven Seagal's exact opposite. I'm not saying Nicolas Cage can't do any wrong, but I am saying he HASN'T done anything wrong, EVER. He also does spin kicks and created the Alabama accent that scientists agree is the one and only true Alabama accent.

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