TheHappyStick(TradeMark) wasn't available yet so I decided to throw one together myself. Headed down the the local Tractor Supply Co and grabbed a 6' whip, tension spring, 3/4 x 12 galvanized pipe, and a few miscellaneous parts to hold things in place.

It's nowhere near the quality of the Happy Stick, but it'll work until they're available to purchase!