Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza

Classic lines like:
- It's not you, it's me
- I'm Cartwright
- You had to have the big sallad
- I'm an architect
- I wish there were pigmen
- Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl
- Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up
- I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution
- I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back
- I was at the pool, there were shinkage
- Sex with the cleaning lady
- She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman
- Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in
- My mother caught me, I was alone
- I am Costanza, lord of the idiots
- This is like discovering plutonium by accident
- George is getting upset
- Serenity now
- I hate the Drake
- I'm gonna need some water here
- You get in the mood
- George's answering machine
- Killing independent George