Recorded Feb 6, 1999 - TWO YEARS BEFORE 9/11!
“They'll take away a gun, but let you keep a knife! Well what the fuck is that??”

Here in 1999, did George Carlin unintentionally predict WHAT COULD HAPPEN when airport security allowed knives and BLADES on planes? JUST ASKING!

“You could take a knife, an ice pick, a hatchet, a straight RAZOR, a pair of scissors....and the only thing they are going to say to you is, ‘That bag has to fit all the way under the seat in front of you!”

"You could kill a pilot with a knife."

If security had paid attention here, then MAYBE the tragedies of 9/11 + the subsequent wars could have been avoided.

"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"

Closed-captioned for the hearing impaired.