Just some news and uke.

@TyMakes // @willerxxmiller

Your screen may still go blue
But at least you can chew
Tools for your profession
Let’s hit the concession

If they have their own identity
They’ll surely break our serenity
The value of families
Would prevent such anomalies

Burn the plastic
This is drastic
Pollute the sea
I need TP

Your used new game is worth 12 cents
Our workers health isn’t our expense
CEO sherman
Is truly vermin

Club closed down
Walk around town
Bezos is so hosed
His drivers are fully clothed

Can my husband see his mistress?
Because with God as my witness
One more second in this house
I’ll end up killing my spouse

Yo quiero wall
Please make it this tall
We’re still not paying for it

Microsoft can filter out the sound of you eating potato chips on a conference call:
https://www.cnet.com/news/microsoft-c...
Allowing separate surnames after marriage could increase crime: Japanese politician:
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/...
EPA Limits Environmental Regulations During Coronavirus Crisis:
https://roguerocket.com/2020/03/27/ep...
Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery:
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronaviru...
GameStop: We Can Stay Open During Lockdowns Because We're 'Essential Retail':
https://kotaku.com/gamestop-we-can-st...
'Can my husband see his mistress?': French police receive bizarre lockdown questions:
https://www.euronews.com/2020/03/27/c...
Coronavirus: Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-can...#38;at_custom4=BB77E1A8-6F78-11EA-A923-97A44744363C&at_medium=custom7&at_custom1=%5Bpost+type%5D&at_custom3=%40BBCWorld