In part 2 of our... takedown? of Twilight, we investigate: Is Edward a pedophile? Or merely an abusive, controlling, manipulative stalker? In case you couldn't tell, we don't much like this guy.

Licensed therapist Jonathan Decker, and unlicensed filmmaker Alan Seawright dig in to the 2007 megablockbuster TWILIGHT to figure out whether you should emulate Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, move to Forks, Washington, or just buy a steel drum full of body glitter. Also, what to do when someone who is 86 years older than you sneaks into your room to watch you sleep. (hint: don't fall in love with them.)

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Cinema Therapy is:
Written by: Megan Seawright, Jonathan Decker and Alan Seawright
Produced by: Jonathan Decker, Megan Seawright & Alan Seawright
Edited by: Alan Seawright
Director of Photography: Bradley Olsen

0:00 Start
0:13 Edward courts Bella the way Batman terrifies criminals
0:30 Welcome to Cinema Therapy!
2:15 Bella has no agency in this story
5:01 Bella is a deeply stupid person
6:46 Edward courts Bella the way Batman terrifies criminals
8:00 Terrible message for impressionable viewers.
9:10 You don’t want to date a fixer-upper.
13:07 I don’t care that you’re a murderer
16:14 The correct way to watch Twilight: in reverse.
17:43 What if Jonathan calls his wife “Spidermonkey?”
18:07 When is it okay to watch people sleep?
19:03 Not the take you use in the edit
19:28 Co-dependency is not great
20:54 This movie is Attack of the Clones, without the cool stuff