GOP / Republican Approved Birth Control 'Plan GOP'
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 Published On Mar 17, 2014

The Right to A RIGHT Life

Directed by ROD BLACKHURST
Written by ROD BLACKHURST + JOSH MURPHY
Produced by JOSH MURPHY, TREVOR EILER, and ROD BLACKHURST

a WE SHOULD BE WORKING production

Cinematography by CONNOR HAIR
Music by JIMMY STOFER
Color Correction by BACO
Graphic Design by TREVOR EILER
Audio Engineering TYLER STRICKLAND + CABEL ADKINS

Cast:
MICHAEL DEMPSEY
RACHAEL DRUMMOND
ADAM PAUL
KEVIN FARLEY
CARRIE CLIFFORD
MICHAEL TORPEY
ANNE GREGORY

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SHOOTING SCRIPT

We Republicans are known to be firm believers in the 'right to life'. But now, thanks to a recent revolutionary advancement in medical technology, we can stand up for what we actually believe in. The 'right to RIGHT life.' After years of extensive research, scientists at Oral Roberts and Liberty Universities - in partnership with the State of Texas - have developed a ground breaking new medical technology that will forever alter the socio-geo- political landscape of America.

For the first time ever - one can now instantly determine if their fetus exhibits early symptoms of unusually high levels of pre- emptive empathy - a lean towards equal opportunities for all, an interest in a well regulated economy that protects against the interests of big business, or a belief that the protection of civil liberties and human rights is at the basis of our democracy. With PlanGOP, you can isolate and solve your problem with one simple dose.

When our test results revealed that our unborn child was predisposed to seeking a higher education we knew we had to take the necessary steps and 'cancel'. Its fast and easy. It's our God- given responsibility to make sure that we don't bring any more liberals into this world.

Even though we weren't able to get pregnant until our mid 40's, after our test results revealed that our unborn fetus was going to be an environmentalist and feel sorry for the less fortunate, we knew that it was time to 'discontinue'. We couldn't risk bringing a human into this world who was going to look out for their fellow man.

We want our children to grow up believing in personal responsibility, unregulated markets that have the right to make profit at the expense of humanity, a strong national defense that stands up for unwarranted wars, and 'traditional American values'. You can call it close minded, but we want our children to grow up to be ignorant of global affairs, suffering, poverty, evolution, and science. So when our test results showed that our unborn fetus could one day have a heart, we knew what the 'RIGHT' decision was.

Paid for by the Republican party, and underwritten by the Koch Brothers, Crossroads GPS, and Americans for Prosperity which are actually just the same thing but use the legal protections afforded by a right leaning Supreme court judgement to provide a conduit of financial influence for independent individuals who want to buy elections. Consult your political district before using and do not use if local gerrymandering rules do not favor your right wing political party of choice. PlanGOP is not approved for use by the FDA which is merely a regulatory arm of big government and inhibits growth of profits through sale of untested potentially harmful pharmaceuticals. Use only as directed and frequently when having unprotected intercourse as advocated by Republican policies.

Let's do the RIGHT thing America. Together we can now create a homogenous, unintelligent, and extremist society of white people. Together, we can stand for the right to RIGHT life.

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