Yum-O! (Initially a poem by Brian Dorn and put to music by Addison Rice and Jahnavi Newsom). Music and melody written and performed by the Love Sprockets. Produced, engineered, mixed and mastered by Aaron Glemboski (Red Beard). Produced by and lyrics written (and spoken) by Brian Dorn.
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YUM-O (Ode to Rachael Ray)

She's the buzz of New York
The toast of the town
Wielding a spatula and fork
From upstate on down

Hosting half-hour meals
She's the consummate pro
Adding forty-dollar deals
To her food rodeo

If you can't take the heat
Stay out of her kitchen
She's got the burners turned up
And her oven's on a mission

Enjoy a Ray of good cheer
And some ragin' Cajun Chili
There's plenty to share
Skimping would be silly

Coining E.V.O.O.
Publishing recipe books
Trade marking yum-o!
Combining cooking with looks

If you can't take the heat
Stay out of her kitchen
She's got the burners turned up
And her oven's on a mission

She's clever and fun
Mixing laughter with food
Her wit can't be outdone
It livens the mood

Every dish is delish
From chicken to steak
Stuffed peppers and fish
Just don't expect her to bake

BRIAN DORN
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